Total Medals Earned: 1,136 (From 224 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,630 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/105 points)
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You use your surroundings wisely
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
get three bullets
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Medals Earned: 3/6 (110/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Get To The End On Your First Game
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/180 points)
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
All good things come to an end!
Now you have mastered the buttons.
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Get over 1000 points!
Get over 10,000 points!!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 8/28 (110/480 points)
Open the second gift.
Open the first gift.
Defeat the Goth Chick.
Defeat any boss with the Singing Spirit.
Open the fifth gift.
Defeat the Lackey.
Open the sixth gift.
Get a combo of 100.
Use Singing Spirit to defeat 10 enemies.
Open the fourth gift.
Get a combo of 200.
Defeat 10 enemies while airborne.
Defeat any boss with the Spirit Horses.
Open the third gift.
Use Spirit Horses to steal lips from 5 enemies.
Block 50 attacks.
Defeat any boss with the Ultimate Spirit.
Defeat 5 enemies with the same combo.
Avoid all the hazards while riding Buddy.
Use Ultimate Spirit to defeat 6 enemies at once.
Get a combo of 300.
Beat Fred without taking a single hit.
Defeat Fred and Save Christmas!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.